You see, it's not easy being a man, and men are under pressure.
Fuck off, go, don't come at that door, I'll kill you. On your bike." Life could be quite bad, but for the single guys, it would be such a godsend, I think. (sob sob)" I don't know what the fuck has happened. "I am Man the Hunter, therefore I'm going to get pissed." It made sense to us. Now, the most awfull thing we are subjected to, as men, is this longevity of sex. That's not the idea, I don't think it was supposed to be like that.
I don't think you can find that with a fucking wetsuit and a divers helmet. " Stay well awake, but you'd probably remain awake, because you'll be fucking sleeping in the wet bed. They are all crying "My father wouldn't talk to me... " "I was out for a pint." But sex and this effect on sex is devastating.
Tonight, I think I'll have multiple orgasms, thank you." "Why, what's that? Less of that, and more of this, and fucking plenty of this.
If you are in a hotel room, right, you are in a hotel room, and there's somebody next door banging away, it happens quite a lot.
It would be hard, y'know, you would have to maybe spray you wife.
The dog's sexlife - they just grab the first one they're passing.
Rottweilers, I hadn't even heard about them until a couple of years ago, but they have gotten very popular among the tattooed fraternity. the dogs were black, the blacker the better, with big red eyes, slopping at the mouth. "I thought it was a gay Pit Bull Terrier." Dogs are nice.
But now the people are into having their arse bitten off by Alsatians, it's back to being a German Shepherd again. They don't know what a Rottweiler looks like, so they'll shoot every fucking... "It's a poodle." "I thought it was a baby Rottweiler." Boom!
I thought it was the end of the world, I thought, fuck it, I'll just stay in my bed.
Now, that's got the tattooed fuckwits shaking in their shoes.
Them pit bulls are bought by those spectacular tattooed fuckwits, you know. Good ideas go in and they fucking bash them about, and they fuck them up and doing things...
You know, there were no such thing as a Pit Bull thing.
And all comers, "Come on lads, fucking great." "Urr, urr, urr." Millions of them, a big mountain of dogs.