THIS SHOULD ONLY BE READ FOR FUN SHOULD NOT BE RE-ENACTED. Continue reading The CSSA Hot 100 Special Hosted by TRL The official CSSA 2003 Hotlist!Well, the votes are in, the bikinis are on, and the Posse is in the Audience.After all, many of us know someone who punches above his or her weight class, dating people who they – by all rights – should have based on the flawed idea that the only thing that people value is looks.
Humans as a rule have a tendency to assume that society is the default paradigm, universally applicable to all cultures and people; Western society holds typically Caucasian features to be the highest standard of beauty, for example, and we have the media hegemony to enforce our beliefs on other cultures through sheer exposure. No matter how much the tabloids may try to convince me that Kim Kardashian is a stunning vision, I wouldn’t fuck her with a borrowed dick and Lexi Belle doing the pushing.
Other people are mystified by the appeal of Megan Fox or Anna Paquin or Kerry Washington or Morena Baccarin or Jordana Brewster.
Which is an odd thing in and of itself and while we’re not sure whether it’s good or bad at this stage, it’s certainly a breath of fresh air and comedic relief to the often over-serious ‘the entire human race is about to be wiped out’ scenarios which seem to be the fodder for pretty much every superhero movie since the dawn of time itself.
Former Special Forces operative Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) discovers he has cancer that will rob him of his dream life with his girlfriend Vanessa (Morena Baccarin). He (the ridiculously good-looking and surprisingly funny Reynolds - anyone catch him on Graham Norton recently? I like it.’Anyway, this X weapon promises to induce a regenerative mutation to the cancerous cells.
It’s a self-reinforcing story; we don’t accept the idea that someone who looks like Lena Dunham could score with a guy who looks like Patrick Wilson because we never see it in the media.
We never see it in the media because nobody accepts the idea that it could happen and so like an oroborous with an eating disorder, the cycle perpetuates itself.
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In life, Boston Brand was a selfish jerk who took advantage of the people around him and looked out for number one. He desires to kill the Titans and absorb their life-force and superpowers so that he may become a living god.