Any woman who's used any kind of dating app has been confronted with this most bemusing question, posed by what we can only imagine are men who have had wood for so dangerously long they've begun to experience brain death. The idea of a quick-and-dirty “Who wants to help me achieve orgasm?I'm talking about messaging exchanges that go something like this: We know you're eager, but nobody can get away with a “How 'bout a blowjob? " request may seem like a good idea when you're alone at 2 a.m.horny singles in your area.) But since women are the sex that's less inclined to serial killing and wearing chin-strap facial hair, we employ a bit more of a vetting process.
), but you would still exchange some pleasantries first, right? It's just polite—and a nice way to find out if somebody has crazy eyes or adult braces. Just talk to her for a little bit to establish 1) her interest and 2) the fact that you're fun and safe. there's a woman who's on Tinder solely to provide strangers with free amateur porn.
Ask what she's doing, how her night was, what she did, what she might be doing later. It's also possible for a snake to crawl up your toilet and bite your balls.
You can take the traditional route and try your luck at a club or a bar. Or you can stick to the Tinders and Ok Cupids of the world, websites and applications specifically designed to aid and abet casual hookups.
But while dating apps and websites might help people find lasting connections in the digital world, there are those who are looking for less formal, less polite ways to hook up.
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Just chill the hell out and know that the hotchee-motchee stuff will come later, assuming you don't blow it with your personality.
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I'm going to try to get you laid, but I'm also going to save you from being exploited in screen-shot by some tiresome social media personality.
Here's how to properly trawl for sex on Tinder.
In fact, that shotgun-blast sex-questionnaire is a pretty good indicator that you're one of those guys who blindly jabs away at our female parts like a little brother annoying his big brother on a family road trip.