One of the 2018 goals is to learn to cook a few meals, so I’m going to go ahead and put this out to the Universe – Dear Santa, I’d like an instant pot for Christmas and a hot guy to teach me how to use it. In January I’m going to start the Whole 30, which I used to make fun of people for doing, so karma really is a kind of a bitch, man. In the meantime, I’m back today to catch you all up on my not at all exciting life…Also, this means no wine or booze for 30 days, which is like…ok hang on, deep breaths, I think I’m hyperventilating again. I really should have thought this blogging thing through more.I couldn’t have done it without all of your help and support. Unless something comes out about Tom Hanks sexually assaulting someone while he was filming Sleepless in Seattle, which I can quite honestly say would ruin my life.
Sheera appeared pleased by what she saw, remarking: 'Phenomenal.'Shock jock Kyle asked, 'Is this the sort of dad bod you were after?
', to which she replied: 'Yes, this is definitely dad bod.'Allowing the men to see her naked, Sheera exposed her slender frame in a white lingerie set with a corset and bejeweled underwear.
Stay tuned for a holiday post about how it sucks not to be able to eat stuffing and why I think all your elves on the shelves are super creepy. DS when I didn’t post last week, but life and work have been crazy lately (along with what seems like everything in the entire world) so I just couldn’t make it happen. Which seems like a phrase almost everyone in Hollywood, or hell, politics for that matter should really start practicing in the mirror. ICYMI, Wang finally got fed up with me not responding to his messages and first asked quite innocently if I was bi or lesbian, then after he didn’t get an answer to that question, he messaged me, in all caps, WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO DATE ME?
I will tell you right now, when courting me, if I do not respond to constant reminders of my aging uterus, staggering height, and questionable sexual preference, yelling at me will definitely work. He managed to regain his composure by the next morning, following his outburst by telling me he is not your average guy, he is here to make history – not many in this plane are working on moon landing.
A man whose girlfriend refused to marry him because of his 'too small' penis decided to travel the world and talk with men, women and medical experts in a bid to answer the age-old question 'does size matter? Maybe when they were younger they felt like they didn't fit what everybody wanted them to be.
'Patrick Moote, 30, based in Los Angeles, California, filmed all of the conversations he had in destinations including New York, Taiwan and Papua New Guinea, and pieced them together to create a hilariously thought-provoking documentary titled Unhung Hero - out now on DVD. In Papa New Guinea, he learned of an 'enlarging' oil injection and in Korea he was introduced to Dr.Feeling rejected: Patrick Moote's girlfriend refused to marry him because of his 'too small' penis - so he decided to travel the world in a bid to answer the age-old question 'does size really matter? Yoo-Soo Lee, an esteemed penis enlargement pioneer.' Honest and open: Mr Moote filmed all of the conversations he had in destinations including New York and Papua New Guinea, and pieced them together to create a hilariously thought-provoking film titled Unhung Hero Refusing to give the exact size away, Mr Moote told Rolling Stone magazine: 'I did a lot of measuring, and anyone who's done it enough knows that there's anywhere from an 1/8 to 1/4-inch fluctuation on any given day.'After some screenings, people told me they relate to it but never had a penis, or seen a penis . He removes fatty tissue from the abdomen of his patients and inserts it into the penis for a natural, enhanced look.'Mark referred to the studio's temperature for a second time, before Kyle asked Sheera: 'What do you think about Mark's small penis, is that alright for you? ' he said as Sheera blushed and placed her hands to her face in shock.''He's a grower, surely,' Sheera confidentially said as she looked the man up and down. Mark admitted, 'When I go outside it will grow a couple of inches,' to which Sheera interrupted with a cheeky and flirtatious comment: 'I'll come with you!